The "smart" character in any given show: *says something vaguely sciencey*
Comic relief character: in ENgLISH PLEasE???????

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
cheese3d:

grills #grills #mmmmmm….grills… #girls #doodles #doodles

cheese3d:

grills #grills #mmmmmm….grills…
#girls #doodles #doodles

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

dogrot:

reading a really gross smut fic out of curiosity only to discover a new kink thrust at you like a fucking diploma of shame